Enter your name (villain):
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The Villain
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Choose a fable to ruin:
Hansel & Gretel
Little Red Riding Hood
The Three Little Pigs
Cinderella
Jack and the Beanstalk
Goldilocks
Snow White
Rapunzel
Sleeping Beauty
The Tortoise and the Hare
Ruin it!
Surprise
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The Royal Record of Ruin
An antique summary, sarcastically preserved
Enter a name and press "Ruin it!" to see the scroll unfurl.